We can defuse this partisan bickering by getting politics out of everything. I can work with both YELLOW and AQUA people because they all believe in personal liberty.
The DENIM and ORANGE people are so stuck on their culture wars that they don't realize they're being played by the PURPLEs. GRAY people are so confused and apathetic they're willing to live as political serfs. Most BLUE and RED people think they can control the way the world works, but they end up creating more problems than they solve. They're so misguided that they're willing to work with the PURPLEs!
Doesn't everybody know that PURPLEs are totalitarians who want to impose their will on our entire civilization? They try to pass themselves off as having the best interests of the GRAYs in mind while undermining the very fabric of society! They work with REDs, BLUEs, AQUAs and ORANGEs to turn the country into a police state. Then the PURPLEs try to convince everyone that GREENs are the problem.
How could people like me be the problem? I am the reasonable voice of free people everywhere.
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