I am YELLOW

I am a normal person. I care about politics. I may or may not vote, but I rarely support the incumbent except as the lesser-of-two-evils. I'm a conservative independent. I want what our traditions have shown to be best for every person.

I can't possibly overstate the importance of the political divide. BLUEs are taking the country towards ruin and anyone who doesn't recognize that is part of the problem. I can work with both GREEN and ORANGE people (up to a point) because they believe in personal liberty and traditional values.

The RED people might be worth working with to restore our traditions, but they are totally unreliable. They don't seem to understand that working with the PURPLEs is no different than joining BLUEs. If we could convince them to never compromise their principles the country could be saved from ruin. The GREEN people are ridiculous! They say they respect personal freedom, but they give all their political support to the BLUEs. And GRAY people are so confused and apathetic they end up supporting the very people who've reduced them to tax-slavery.

Doesn't everybody know that BLUEs are communists who will turn civilization into a dystopian nightmare? They try to pass themselves off as having the best interests of the GRAYs in mind while they fundamentally transform society! They work with PURPLEs and DENIMs (not that there's much practical difference between them) to turn the country into a collectivist hell-hole. Then the BLUEs try to convince everyone that YELLOWs are the problem.

How could people like me be the problem? I am standing up for the founding traditions of our society and for personal freedom.