I am RED

I am a normal person. I care about politics. I generally vote for the most electable conservative. I'm in the mainstream. I want what our traditions have shown to be best for the nation.

While the political divide is real, some of the more zealous ORANGE and YELLOW members of our coalition take it too seriously. I can work with both ORANGE and PURPLE people (up to a point) because they believe in national prosperity and traditional values.

The YELLOW people might be worth working with since they value our traditional institutions, but they are very unreliable. They don't seem to understand that some of their ideas just aren't politically feasible. The BLUE people are unreliable, too, but sometimes you need to compromise with them to get important things done. For the good of the nation. And GRAY people are usually too confused and apathetic to bother with except during elections.

Everybody knows that AQUAs are radical idealists who are only lightly tethered to reality. They try to claim they're speaking for the GRAYs (who they call "the masses") but they're so obviously fringe radicals that it's hardly worth mentioning them. They're constantly scheming with GREENs and DENIMs (not that there's much practical difference between them) to turn the BLUEs against us and to disrupt the important work of governing the nation. Then the GREENs try to convince everyone that REDs are the problem.

How could people like me be the problem? I am standing up for the founding traditions of our society and for national stability.