We can get around this partisan bickering through bipartisanship. I like to work with both RED and BLUE people because they all have such great ideas.
The DENIM and ORANGE people are so stuck on their culture wars that they never get anything done. GRAY people are so confused and apathetic that it's best to engage with them only around election time. Most AQUA and YELLOW people have unrealistic ideas about the way the world works. They're so misguided that they're practically GREENs!
Doesn't everybody know that GREENs are terrorists or anarchists who want to destroy civilization itself? They try to pass themselves off as having the best interests of the GRAYs in mind while undermining everything that makes the country great! They encourage YELLOWs, DENIMs, AQUAs and ORANGEs to obstruct everything we try to do to help. Then the GREENs try to convince everyone that PURPLEs are the problem.
How could people like me be the problem? I am the realistic, pragmatic center of the nation.
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